Madge-World: Welcome to it.

noraborealis:

• people who say “i wrote a blog” when they mean that they wrote a blog post.
• the words “hehe” typed by adults. it’s haha.
• open-faced sandwiches. ugh. give me two fucking pieces of bread.
• sweaty armpits and cold hands. get it together, body temperature.
• the use of hashtags in facebook…

Making mental note to avoid Nora’s desk at work to tell her about my blog. Especially, if I’ve had a burrito for lunch.